Friday, September 24, 2010

Advice Needed


ONLY because they were on sale, I got a set of red sheets and a set of black sheets.  So, here's what I need to know.

Should I make the bed with black sheets and black pillows, red sheets and red pillows, red sheets and black pillows, black sheets and red pillows, a black bottom sheet and a red top sheet with black pillows, a black bottom sheet and a red top sheet with red pillows, a red bottom sheet and a black top sheet with red pillows, or a red bottom sheet and a black top sheet with red pillows?

If this is what it's like to be a homosexual, I have more respect for gays.

11 comments:

Jean said...

LR, I'd make the bed each way you've described at least once each time and see which combination(s) you like best. It will take several weeks, but it only makes sense to me to try them all if you're feeling adventurous enough to do so.

Tonto said...

black sheets red pillow cases - week one...red sheets black cases - week two...and go from there.

BTW - do you say pillow case? or pillow slip? I use to say pillow slip until someone made fun of me and then realized I learned it from my mom who is from the South - Chattanooga, TN - then realized she is to blame.

Tonto said...

Please don't ask us next about pedicures...I can't take this much change in a week.

Lana said...

Where did you find red and black sheets? Our selections are so drab that we don't even want new ones.

Lone Ranger said...

Pillow case.

I got the sheets at the exchange at Andrews AFB. I need sheets with deep pockets because I have about six inches of memory foam on top of my mattress. I think I've seen red ones at Target too. The problem I have with the black sheets is there is way too much drama when I go for a middle-of-the-night bathroom break and my black cat Guinevere decides to take my place.

Cyndi L said...

Send them to me and I will turn them into plaid for you ;-)

Jean said...

Tonto, I was just thinking a pedicure might be a good idea. I've never had one, but I think I'd like to let someone else figure out how to cut these toenails.

LR, cats seems to gravitate toward the item that matches their color. Brown cats to brown rugs; white cats to white rugs; black cats to black sheets. The only way to avoid that drama is to have only colors that contrast with the animal in question. Unfortunately, you probably have contrasting cats, too. :)

Lone Ranger said...

How about I send you my cats, Cyndi and you turn them into a sweater? Winter is just around the corner.

I'm not talking about skinning, just brushing.

Cyndi L said...

Ohmygosh, you really had me worried for a moment there! The problem is that I'm allergic to cats...even my own two babies. So I'll have to ask you to do the brushing yourself and to have the fur dry cleaned before you send it to me. I'll be glad to spin it and make you a sweater then :-)

Lone Ranger said...

Would you accept bellybutton lint?

Cyndi L said...

It would probably take too long.