Monday, October 17, 2011

Here's one for you


A white man, a black man and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says “What can I get you Mr. President?" 


8 comments:

Mark said...

LR, I posted this joke on Facebook and was berated for the grammatically incorrect sentence structure by my Junior High School principle's daughter, who coincidentally, was a High School classmate of my oldest brother, and a retired English teacher.

You are a professional journalist. Why did you not correct this before you posted it? You got me in trouble.

Lone Ranger said...

I'm a writer for broadcast. I write the way most people speak, not necessarily what's grammatically correct.

Jim O said...

"[H]igh school principle..."!! C'mon Mark, you're better that that.

Lone Ranger said...

Heh, good catch.

Mark said...

Touche'.

Joe said...

My opinion is that you should always rite what be gramatically corect no mather what the sircumstanse is.

1389 said...

Are you the person who I remember from Digg? I had various different names on there, most of which I can't remember. After being banned three times (for being a conservative and for opposing Muslim infiltration), I finally quit Digg once and for all. That's when we started our own blog. You can contact me here.

Just as an FYI, some idiot on Urban Dictionary is badmouthing you. I voted their entry down.

And somebody on Twitter seems to be using loneranger85 to spam something unidentifiable. I assume this is not you. If you want me to inform Twitter about this and have them shut the account down, please let me know.

Lone Ranger said...

Yes, I was thrown off Digg for being annoyingly truthful. Same goes for Newsvine. A conservative has no chance in places like that.

I looked at the twitter posts. Nope, that's not me. It does use one of my old avatars, though. But, I don't use twitter, except to follow our foreign correspondents, and can't remember my password. So, I'd appreciate it if you could help me out.

That urban dictionary post was made a few years ago by one of the idiots on digg.

Thanks for the help. Hope to see you around. Hope to get back my mojo and post more here. Obama has exhausted me.