Important Stuff -- Or Not: All About Me

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

All About Me

You know you've been neglecting your blog when your computer forgets your password. It's a different country since Obama took over. Not a day goes by when something outrageous doesn't happen. It's overwhelming.

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SO, I've been hearing most of my life about Vegemite. It's sort of the unofficial snack of Australia. It's a dark brown paste made from brewers yeast left over from the beer-making process. It is usually eaten on toast.

I ordered some out of curiosity.

The small jar arrived today, totally shattered. But that's OK, because it's Vegemite. I inserted my little finger and managed to get a taste without eating any glass.

It tastes like salty, highly concentrated beer! No WONDER Australians are such heavy beer drinkers, they eat this stuff starting when they're old enough to chew!

There's another thing I can scratch off my spontaneous bucket list. Now, how do I get this taste out of my mouth?

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I just opened my freezer and two White Castle cheeseburgers tumbled out. I guess that's what I'm having for dinner. Maybe that will do the trick.

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On the professional front, I learned last week that I won an Excellence Award for my coverage of the Japan earthquake and tsunami. It came with a check for $1,000. That's my new iPhone and computer.

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Nope, the burgers didn't do the trick. I'll have to try a slice of cherry cheesecake. Yeah, that's the ticket!

4 comments:

namaste said...: congratulations on your excellence award!; 7:49 PM
Lone Ranger said...: Funny thing is, I don't recall doing anything excellent. I just worked my butt off like I do whenever a major story breaks. And I breath a huge sigh of relief whenever something goes unhinged five minutes after I walk out the door. I'd hate to be accused of being dedicated.; 5:24 AM
sue hanes said...: LR - The year before last I had a White Castle cheeseburger - the last one I'll ever touch.

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You sound like my 96 yr. old mother - she will eat a snack, let's say peanuts, then 9 snacks later she is still snacking to get the taste of the first snack out of her mouth.

You might say she is a snack binger - but amazingly healthy, and thin.

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P.S. Your 'stuff my cat puts in her bowl' could be good if you would develop it.; 10:51 AM
Trader Rick said...: I don't trust anyone who doesn't appreciate sliders. I prefer them fresh if possible. I could never eat just two--that would be like an appetizer!!; 5:35 AM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.