Important Stuff -- Or Not: FYI

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

FYI

I have finally named my list of liberal truths, "25 Immutable Truths About Liberals." I figure 25 is a nice, round number and I will try to keep it at that, although I will still strive to refine what I have. As for "immutable," I have come to realize that these truths have almost no exceptions and that they are unchanging. They are set in stone. And it is liberals themselves who make it so. Although these rules are pretty much self-explanatory, I will later explain them in detail, mostly to get me blogging again.

4 comments:

Trader Rick said...: iT'S almost high noon and the train whistle is blowing...time to let the drunks go home, send the deputies home, write your will, and take to the street.you're all alone now, here comes the train...The bad guys are assembled now, the ladies get on the train--what are you gonna do? here they come! You have to stand up to them all by yourself, nobody in town will help. Walk down the main street of Hadleyville to meet them...here they come, the liberal scum! What are you gonna do? Kill them one by one! Run! Run! They have no souls, they want to destroy you, the town, the nation with their Godless Communism! Hide in the Livery stable-- They've set the barn on fire! get out!!!gun them down-save the horses if you can!gun them down!!! Hide! Are y ou shot? Kill the liberal anti-American bad guys!! Shoot it out!! Maybe someone will help by shooting them in the back!!

Shoot the last of them down!! Hug the girl! The socialists are all dead now, you're a hero to the cowardly townspeople. All is well The bad Frank Miller Pelosi is dead. Throw down your badge and leave!!!; 8:27 AM
Joe said...: I like the use of the word, "immutable" in this context.

I also like that you will go over them for us, if only to keep you blogging.; 11:44 PM
Vigilis said...: 1. Is trader Rick suddenly on medicines? If so, may God bless him.

2. LR, 25? That certainly required preparation. Are you going to dribble them out to readers? Now that you have raised our expectations, when will we have seen them all?; 9:01 PM
Lone Ranger said...: Vigilis, if you haven't watched "High Noon," do so, NOW!

Although nothing is right about liberals, I think I have encapsulated their faults in just 25 rules. They are all there. And they are pretty much self-explanatory. Maybe I can convince my ONE liberal sister.; 12:01 AM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.