Important Stuff -- Or Not: Furry Tongue

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Furry Tongue

Sam warmed up to me today after he found out I was a source of skritches and petting. So, as I slept, he alternated between climbing all over me and rearranging my furniture. I can sleep soundly, but still know everything that is going on around me. That's how I know that at one point when I yawned, Sam stuck his entire head into my mouth. And here I thought I'd experienced just about everything the world has to offer. But, waking up with a mouthful of kitten was an entirely new experience. He's like a dragonfly. He hovers in one spot for awhile and then, ZAP, he's across the room. I haven't seen him walk anywhere. It's hard to believe he's been on this earth for just 10 weeks. When I was 10 weeks old, I couldn't even walk, much less use a litter box. They learn fast.

9 comments:

Trader Rick said...: Awwwww!; 5:07 AM
Lone Ranger said...: Today, I'm going to keep my mouth closed and my briefs on. No entree vous.; 7:03 AM
Mark said...: I had a cat that looked a lot like Sam once. His name was T.J. He was named for his Mother, Taz, and his father, Junior. Hence, T.J.

He was all white except for some small brown and gray spots, but his tail was all gray. When my brother in law saw him, he remarked, "Well, now, you can't decide what color you want to be, can you?"; 8:24 AM
Anonymous said...: He is totally adorable. You can't be blamed for bringing him home...how could you possibly resist?; 12:04 PM
Tonto said...: Congrats! on the new member of your family. He is cute and I love the name Sam too.

I am in my last weeks with my small dog Sunshine. I rescued her 5 years ago and now she has a bladder tumor. She is bleeding all over the house!

The vet says surgery wouldn't cure it so I have to put her to "sleep." But I honestly can't believe I have to do this. I am still talking about doing it when it has been over a month since I have known.

The thought of her little white sweet face disappearing is more than I can bear but I cannot let her live on painkillers forever.

I feel like a failure I can't save her. Do you think having the procedure done at home is better than the vet hospital?; 1:27 PM
Anonymous said...: What a cutie!

Is there something you haven't told us that entails briefs?? ;); 11:20 PM
Lone Ranger said...: Nope, I just figured he tried to get in the front door, so I'm not going to let him sneak in the back.; 1:53 AM
Lone Ranger said...: Tonto, I'd say do it at the clinic, unless he has an aversion to the place.; 1:55 AM
Jim O said...: I still can't use a litterbox!!; 10:35 AM

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1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.