Important Stuff -- Or Not: Home Again, Home Again, Clickety Click

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Home Again, Home Again, Clickety Click

I got home Tuesday night at 11:30. Coming out of the mountains on the PA Turnpike, I was getting over 30 mpg. That's after fueling up with REAL gasoline and not that 10% ethanol garbage. I spent Wednesday running errands and paying bills. Felt good to have my gun on my hip again. I picked up by cats Wednesday. I told them to make Gwen look like a short-hair, but they gave her a lion cut. That means they shaved her everywhere but on the head, tail and the lower part of her legs. She looks like some kind of alien life form. But, at least she'll be comfortable during the summer. She spent all afternoon and into the evening on the balcony -- a first. I had to drag her in after dark. Ginger will not leave me alone. She missed her brushings. When she sees me heading for the recliner, she's there. Both cats seemed glad to see me. Another first. So, today I get back into the old grind. First thing to do is shop for my weekend lunches. I think Cornish game hens will be on the menu. I am totally out of touch with the news except for Jesse Jackson's desire to castrate Obama. That was caught by Fox News and O'Reilly said there was much worse, but he would not air the entire tape because he was "not out to get" Jackson. Sometimes Fox News is TOO fair and balanced. Maybe it will show up on YouTube. This just exposes Jackson as the hater he truly is. Despite the "reverend" in front of his name, I think Jesse "hymie town" Jackson will have a surprise coming in the afterlife.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...: Welcome home!

I would love to watch a cat getting any kind of cut. I don't think I've ever owned a cat that would stand for much human grooming.

Can we get a picture of Gwen? :); 8:33 AM
Lone Ranger said...: The new iPhones come out Friday. I'll take a picture after that -- if I can figure out how to transfer it to my computer.; 11:57 AM
Anonymous said...: I imagine there's a more direct way to transfer a photo from phone to computer, but I just email them to myself. :); 1:57 PM
Jim O said...: Welcome back!
In a better world, Jesse Jackson would have been laughed off the stage of history decades ago.; 6:06 PM
Trader Rick said...: To market, to market, to buy a fat pig;
Home again, home again, dancing a jig.
To market, to market, to buy a fat hog;
Home again, home again, jiggety-jog.; 5:22 AM
Lone Ranger said...: I've never jigged in my life. I click. (my mouse); 7:33 AM
Mark said...: Welcome home! No doubt the Liberals at your workplace will be in mourning that you came back.; 9:27 AM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.