Friday, December 01, 2006

North Korea AIDS Free

North Koreans may have a lot to worry about including starvation, torture, repression and invasion from baby-killing Americans, but AIDS is not one of them.

"Under the wise guidance of leader Kim Jong-il, the DPRK (North Korea) established the strategy of prevention and control of AIDS with orderly systems of its information, prognostication and watch, and examination across the country," an official newspaper said.

"On this basis, measures have been taken not to allow a single AIDS case," Minju Josun said in a report carried on the English-language KCNA news agency.
This isn't the first time we've heard wonderful things about the North Korean leader.
Pyongyang media say North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The "Great Leader" routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.
Kim is also said to have piloted jet fighters and written operas.

And we're trying to get this looney country to promise not to produce nuclear weapons? Lotsa luck with that.

1 comment:

Tonto said...

I'm sure no one does have AIDS because as soon as they find out a person has it...he likely has them shot! The ultimate way to control a disease. Kill the carrier.