Saturday, December 23, 2006

Boss Hogg Drops Rape Charges Against Duke Boys

Looks like the Duke lacrosse players no longer face rape charges. Well, no surprise there, since there wasn't a scrap of evidence against them. But local DA Mike Nifong is charging them with kidnapping and sexual offense, punishable by more than 30 years in prison. What a courageous public servant! He's willing to fight for justice no matter what dirty tricks he has to pull, no matter how little evidence there is to support the charges, no matter who he has to defame, no matter how much criticism he receives -- not only from conservatives, but, increasingly, from members of his profession. It's too bad he wasn't around to fight for Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, Paula Jones and all the other women who claimed to have been raped, groped, harassed or molested by Bill Clinton (including an unidentified airline stewardess, who was recorded on video as Clinton grabbed her thigh. I saw it). Yes, too bad Michael Nifong wasn't around to defend these women as they were called publicity seekers, liars, bimbos and trailer park trash by Clinton supporters. Of course, neither was the National Organization for Women or the ACLU. And whites don't have self-appointed Caucasian leaders to slander their accusers in the media, so these women were left to spin in the wind. Seriously though, I thought this whole thing smelled fishy from the very beginning. Score another one for ME! Me, me, me, me, me -- and Ann Coulter.


Tonto said...

I still do not understand why he held on to hsi sinking ship as long as he did...I always knew it sometimes impossible to distinguish arrogance from stupidity.

Anonymous said...

This is the first I've heard of a video documenting Clinton's happy hands. Video is very compelling and hard to spin, why hasn't this made it 'out'? Or, am I just way behind?

Lone Ranger said...

is one angle. Notice the stewardess removing his hand after he places it high on her inner thigh. There is another angle somewhere that shows a chillingly evil leer on his face as he does it. Can't find that one anymore. I also think it's odd that negative things about Clinton seem to evaporate, even on the Internet.