Thursday, July 27, 2006

This Is Grating On My Nerves; I Have to Say Something

Awhile back, John Kerry said of Israel's war against Hezbollah, "If I was president, this wouldn't have happened," Now, let me rephrase this lie using proper grammar: "If I WERE president, this wouldn't have happened," How does this guy seduce wealthy widows with such bad grammar? I mean, it's not as though he had his good looks working for him.

2 comments:

Trader Rick said...

Oh, Lone (May I call you Lone?) quit picking on this guy for nit-picky stuff. We've all used incorrect grammar at some point, eh? And I think you're just jealous because he snagged a rich woman, and we didn't.

Just because he's a loathsome, lying TRAITOR who should have been shot or hanged for his crimes long ago, is no reason to pick on him so relentlessly...Karma will get him.

Lone Ranger said...

Philly cheesesteak with Swiss.