Important Stuff -- Or Not: A Day Late, But Worth the Wait

Saturday, June 17, 2006

A Day Late, But Worth the Wait

Ann Coulter did get around to writing a column this week, and it's a doozy.

In addition to the consensus position that liberals are godless, no one has made a peep about that swipe I took at Hillary, proposing that she have a chat with her husband before accusing others of being "mean" to women in light of Juanita Broaddrick's charge that Bill Clinton raped her. Hillary beat a hasty retreat on her chubby little legs and is now hiding behind Rahm "Don't Touch My Tutu" Emanuel. Yes, the Democrats' pit bull, Rahm Emanuel, is a former ballerina.

This is great! She's taunting them! After all the hoopla the liberals made about four pages in a 310-page book, she knows they're too exhausted to call her on this. They also know that the stink they raised pushed her book into the number one slot, and are probably kicking themselves for it.

7 comments:

Trader Rick said...: Did you HAVE to post that picture!; 6:46 AM
Gayle said...: Yes! I laughed until I cried over Ann's book making number 1 out of the top 10. I think it's great, and the liberals accidentally made it happen. They are just too stupid for words!; 12:00 PM
tugboatcapn said...: Coulter: "Liberals aren't having so much fun now that the rabbit has the gun."

Priceless!

I love her more and more each day.

If only she would gain about 40 lbs...; 8:26 PM
Lone Ranger said...: Some people are just naturally skinny. I have a sister like that.

I was attending a Christian leadership seminar one weekend and my then-wife and I were walking behind a couple. I told her, "there's something wrong with that woman." Her calves were about as large as my wrists. A week later, we heard she'd died of heart failure. She was bulemic.; 9:17 PM
Lone Ranger said...: Actually, rick, the pictures do serve a function. Every time Ann writes a new column, I have to go back to my post and change the link from her current column to her archives. The picture helps me scroll faster.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.; 5:02 AM
Mark said...: I bought the book and am now in the process of reading it. I just got to the infamous passage where Ann makes the statenent about the Jersey girls enjoying their husbands death.

Naturally, the Liberals took it out of context.

She's right, you know, and that's exactly why the Liberals are bawling.; 8:10 AM
Mark said...: Keep posting her pictures. She's a babe!; 8:11 AM

Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.