Stupid, Stupider, Stupidest

This is almost as dumb as the story about the door-to-door tattoo salesman.

MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

Moral of the story: Always make sure your door-to-door breast examiner has rubber gloves -- and not those kitchen kind either -- the disposable kind you can get at Home Depot.