Important Stuff -- Or Not: Jobs Americans Won't Take

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Jobs Americans Won't Take

It seems that the primary bumper sticker defense for illegal immigration is that they take jobs Americans won't take. What jobs are those? Tell West Virginia coal miners that there are jobs Americans won't take. Have you ever seen the Discovery Channal program, Dirty Jobs? Tell an avian vomitologist (collects owl vomit) there are jobs Americans won't take. You want to know what jobs Americans won't take? They won't take jobs that pay peon wages. If you offer peon wages, you'll get peons flocking to your business. By the way, peon is not a racial slur. The definition is: A member of the landless laboring class in Spanish America. A person held in compulsory servitude to a master for the working out of an indebtedness. Compulsary servitude is exactly what illegal immigrants' wages are. I'd be willing to pay an extra nickel for an apple if apple pickers were paid a decent wage. I'd be willing to pay a few extra bucks for a pair of jeans if they weren't made in a sweatshop. Where are the angry human rights agitators on this? Where are the bitter feminists on this? Where are the labor unions on this? Instead of gouging the airlines, why aren't unions working for fair wages for unskilled laborers? Instead of forcing the auto industry into bankruptcy, why aren't the unions fighting to see Americans get jobs over illegals? Obviously, because there isn't enough money to be made in that fight. As I always say, whenever you want to determine the motivation of liberals, just trace the money and the power. Labor leader Cesar Chavez used to call the INS when he found a field being worked by illegal immigrants, because he knew that they were further impoverishing our home-grown underclass. By the way, our home-grown underclass would be a lot smaller if Democrats would stop blocking school vouchers, but that's another issue. So, I started thinking, are there really any jobs Americans will not take? I pondered and pondered and pondered and finally came up with a short list. 1. Rosie O'Donnell's massage therapist. Ehhhhhhhhh, that's all I've got.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...: Your site is the best! I wish your site was available in RSS format so I could check in more often.; 12:35 PM
Lone Ranger said...: I'm trying to keep a low profile here. I just write for myself. People who happen to stumble upon the site will just have to be satisfied with the bare bones, since that's about the extent of my computer knowledge.; 3:16 PM
Mark said...: And yet....Someone does that job. I always thought people that get pee'd on (figuratively) are called peons.; 10:07 PM
Mark said...: What's RSS format?; 10:07 PM
Lone Ranger said...: It has something to do with news syndication. And I don't even know what THAT means. Which is probably why I don't have it.; 10:11 PM
DAKOTARANGER said...: The only job I will never do is work for ANY form of restraunts. I have done my share of pots and pans to help my church's camp meetings. But every other job they have listed I have done; 1:01 AM
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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.