Democrats Lack Ability to Blush!

I'm in a quandry here. Would lacking the ability to blush while telling a lie be considered a disability or an advantage? If it's a disability, John Kerry would certainly qualify for some sort of special consideration under the Americans with Disabilities Act. Maybe he could get a special parking place. Oops, he already has one. His lie? Well, among those that are exposed to fresh air everytime he opens his mouth, he claimed on the Today show this morning that 53% of America's children do not graduate from high school. That's an odd figure, since on the Drudge Report, the census bureau is quoted as stating that 85.9 percent of Americans aged 20-24 are high school graduates. Perhaps Kerry meant that 53% of American children graduate from high school not knowing their butt from their elbow. Now that's a statistic I'd believe, since our public schools are in crisis. The solution? School vouchers, so parents can CHOOSE where to send their kids to school. And who is doing everything they can to block school vouchers? Why, the party of CHOICE, the Democrats, who are always there to block anything that would give the disadvantaged and minorities a chance to make something of themselves and escape the culture of dependency that powers the Democratic Party.