Saturday, July 30, 2005

Bizarro World Revisited

The Brits have captured all known suspects in the botched train bombings, including one arrested in Rome. Seems the chunnel makes a terrific getaway route. Two of the weasels were captured in a raid on an apartment (flat, for you Brits) on Friday. They were afraid to leave the apartment and surrender to police, saying they didn't want to be shot like the Brazilian guy. One of the weasels even shouted, "I HAVE RIGHTS!" Amazing. For those of you who oppose racial profiling, it might be appropriate at this juncture to mention that all the Brit bombers had the same skin color, eye color, hair color, religion and had Arabic names. Come to think of it, every terrorist I've ever seen since 9/11 had the same skin color, eye color, hair color, religion and had an Arabic name. Hmmmmmm..... We could do something with that..... Shazaam! I bet if we started screening people with the same skin color, eye color, hair color, religion and Arabic names, it would be FAR more fruitful than, say, searching the bags of every fifth person who passes by a checkpoint, regardless of their skin color, eye color, hair color, religion or name. BRILLIANT!! Naw, the liberals who live in Bizarro World would never go for that. Nothing is logical in Bizarro World.

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