Important Stuff -- Or Not: Those Sensitive, Caring Liberals

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Those Sensitive, Caring Liberals

I have the comments and e-mail turned off on this blog because I simply have no patience with stupid people. Comments from liberals about my thoughts are invariably stupid. It's ok to be ignorant. Everyone is ignorant about something. But my definition of stupidity is wanting to REMAIN ignorant. Nobody with an open mind can remain a liberal. But I digress. Not only do I have my comments turned off, I don't associate with other bloggers, I've never met any other bloggers, I don't usually link to other blogs unless it's something really excellent, I don't care how many hits -- if any -- I get and even though I'm a journalist, I don't take this seriously. It's just a place for me to release steam. Oh, and nobody has ever paid me to support a political candidate. Although if Kerry or Dean had paid me big bucks every month like they did some liberal bloggers, I would have been willing to sing their praises to the sky. Like I said, I don't take this seriously. I save journalistic ethics for my paying job. And being a pitchman for a Democrat couldn't be any worse than....working in a slaughterhouse or something. Not illegal, not immoral, not unethical, just very sickening. Having said that, I have to say that Michelle Malkin is my favorite blogger. Hers is the first blog I ever read. I read her column, I bought her book, I try to catch her every time she's on TV. That, despite the fact that she bears an unnerving resemblance to my ex-wife. She has her comments turned off too, but unlike me, she accepts e-mail. She recently let her readers have a peek at e-mail she's received from some of her liberal readers. I was appalled. I'd expect that sort of demonic hatred from members of the Ku Klux Klan, but from sensitive, open-minded, caring, blah, blah, blah liberals? Oops, it was Democrats who FOUNDED the Ku Klux Klan. Now I remember. Take a peek here, but be warned that it contains much foul language, racism, bad grammar, bad spelling and psychotic hatred. The word "whore" seems to be a favorite. Even when engaged in insane rhetoric, liberals are still bound together by group think. Yessir, gotta love those liberals. By the way, when referring to a woman of Philippine descent, it's Filipina, not Filipino or Philipino. Those blue staters aren't exactly as intelligent, educated and sophisticated as they claim to be.

Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.