After decades of defrauding blacks into automatically voting for democrats, the party has finally gotten its comeuppance with Alvin Green. Vote for a democrat, and if it's a black democrat, that's even better. Democrats are scratching their heads, wondering how this guy could have come out of NOWHERE to become the democrat Senate candidate for South Carolina. And they have come up with some theories. 1. He was at the top of the ballot, which gave the impression that he was better than the other guy. 2. He had a "black-sounding" name. Well, there are a lot of blacks named Green, White, Brown and, uh, Black. Not a lot of Reds out there (except in the Obama administration). 3. Voters thought he was Al Green, the singer. Heh. I don't even know how to address that. 4. The other democrat was white. Well, Al Greene, the candidate has come out with his jobs program. Greene discussed his "big idea" in an interview with The Guardian.
"Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That's something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It's not something a typical person would bring up. That's something that could happen, that makes sense. It's not a joke."Actually, that's far better than Obama's jobs program. At least it doesn't expand the size of government. SO, let me get the ball rolling with a few suggestions for "action dolls." The Greene Hornet. Greene Arrow. Greene Lantern. Spiderman's foe, the Greene Goblin. Black Lightning. Black Manta. Black Panther. And finally, Alvin and the Chipmunks.