Important Stuff -- Or Not: True Story...Happened to me last week

Monday, April 05, 2010

True Story...Happened to me last week

HERE IS A LIFE LESSON....about a knock at the door.... LOL!! Okay its 9 p.m. on a Wednesday night. My 4 year old is in his Pjs so am I and so is my husband. We are shutting down the house...the lights - the TV -closing the windows etc....we are going to bed. When there is a knock at the door...a mid 30s woman in jeans and t shirt and clipboard is standing there and says "I am not selling you anything. I have just been in your neighborhood selling alarm sysytems and I gotta use the bathroom would you mind?" Taken off guard and thinking a 30 second pee stop wasn't such a big deal - My husband lets her in. I am standing at the door with my 4 year old son too. She passes us and goes in...and then stays in there............and stays in there and stays in there....AND 25 MINUTES LATER......she comes out and my entire house WREAKS of a stench so foul...even my 4 year old said "why is that lady in my bathroom MOM"...."something stinks MOM." We didn't know what to do...I was just about to knock on the door thinking she was doing drugs in there but as I entered the hallway I could smell it so I just retreated and went back to wait by the front door with my son and my husband. We were standing at our own front door frozen... CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!!! As she leaves she says "Thanks a lot that was great have a good night!" and leaves with us 3 standing at the door in our PJS lights off and wondering what the heck just happened here? So I guess I now know the phrase...when you gotta go you gotta go...means you gotta go! :)

2 comments:

Lone Ranger said...: I always answer the door with a gun on my hip. Don't know how it could have helped in this case.; 6:53 PM
Joe said...: Sounds like what was needed was a large cork.; 9:22 PM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.