Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Rattus Norvegicus Forsake Submerging Vessel.

Chris Dodd, that legend of the La Brasserie, who, along with a drunken Ted Kennedy rolled around the floor in a "waitress sandwich," announces today that he will retire rather than face the embarrassment of his corrupt last term being revealed in an election. He joins Senator Byron Dorgan from North Dakota and Governor Bill Ritter of Colorado in running for the high grass. It's getting better, folks. Bit by bit, it's getting better.

1 comment:

Trader Rick said...

The rotting corpses of these ridiculous rodents will float on the rising tide of righteous indignation andwill provide a stench not easily removed from the halls of a traitorous congress...

I just made that up--pretty good, huh?