Important Stuff -- Or Not: Rambling

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Rambling

I stretched out in my recliner this afternoon to watch Glenn Beck. Sarah and Willow curled up in my lap for a nap. The next thing I knew, I was awakened by a cat fight in my lap and Beck was over. Guess I'll have to TiVO it at 2 am. Now I have TWO shows on Fox News that I try to never miss -- the other being O'Reilly. Beck is a must-see. He not only does stories that the MSN never cover, he gets them before any other show on FNC. His ratings at 5 pm are higher than any prime time show on MSNBC, CNBC, CNN and Headline News. But, that can also be said of Bret Baier, Shepard Smith, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and Greta Van Susteren. How do I get released in Bermuda? I have a new slogan for the anti-war dopes. NO to water boarding! YES to surf boarding! Is anyone else enjoying the sight of Obama's hair turning white? I paid my final visit to the orthopedist last week. No more cast. No more boot. No more crutches. And no more treatment. He said the X-Rays had not changed. I still have the broken bone, but he will not operate. Guess I'll just have to walk it off. I am still in pain. I'll have to talk to my regular doctor about pain medication. That's a two to three-day process. Government health care -- what Obama wants for all of us. Hawaii is the only state that grows coffee. Ginger is lying on her back next to my grandfather clock. Willow is snoozing on my recliner. Sarah is stretched out on top of my juke box. And Gwen is sitting and staring at me. That's what she does when she wants me to go to bed. Henpecked by cats.

5 comments:

Mark said...: How do you get released in Bermuda? Blow up American troops in Iraq or Afghanistan and get caught. Then, after enjoying meals I can't afford here in America for a couple of years, complain you haven't been Mirandized.; 9:19 AM
Tonto said...: I think Glenn Beck show reminds of my college lectures. He even has a whiteboard and makes notes!

His show is a little more dense so I can't be too tired when I watch it.

I am so glad he is doing well in the ratings. I think he has awesome guests you never get to see elsewhere and I wish he would have more guests.; 11:40 AM
Tonto said...: I don't understand...your ankle...you are just told you have to live that way on painkillers!

Oh great...you will be addicted in 6 months! How could you not?

Who can put body weight on a broken ankle and not stay sedated! This makes no sense.

I take it Veteran's Hospitals do not have specialists?; 11:43 AM
Lone Ranger said...: These aren't veterans' hospitals, they are military hospitals. Most of the doctors and specialists are young and inexperienced, so I kinda fear having surgery in the first place.

My next step is to talk to my regular doctor again. This is unacceptable. I can't even exercise without fear of further injuring myself. I also need to get better pain treatment.; 6:34 PM
Tonto said...: Gee - I feel stupid. I never even knew the distinction between a VA and Military Hospital 'til just now.

Yeah I think we need a second or third opinion on this. You haev gone on like this long enough.

If I were in your shoes...I would be 400LBS and MEAN to everyone waiving around a bat...because of the pain.

You must have a high tolerance for pain to have a broken ankle this long.; 3:00 PM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.