Saturday, August 23, 2008

IT'S BIDEN!

SWEET! The most arrogant man in the Senate has chosen the second most arrogant man in the Senate to be his running mate! Obama has picked an articulate, bright, clean and nice looking white guy. Now, we just have to wait for the first gaffe. Here are some of Biden's quotable quotes:
* "You cannot go into a Dunkin' Donuts or a 7-Eleven unless you have a slight Indian accent." * "My state was a slave state. My state is a border state. My state has the eighth largest black population in the country. My state is anything [but] a Northeastern liberal state." * "I mean, you got the first mainstream African American [Barack Obama] who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice looking guy." * "There's less than 1% of the population of Iowa that is African American. There is probably less than 4% or 5% that is, are minorities. What is it in Washington? So look, it goes back to what you start off with, what you're dealing with."
Speculation is that Russia's invasion of Georgia pushed Biden to the top of the list because of his foreign affairs "experience." I wonder if they'll put two chairs in the Oval Office or if Obama will just sit in Biden's lap. I saw a recording just today of Biden saying he did not want to be the vice president. Look for Biden on the news for the next two days. By the time November rolls around, just the sight of these two guys will cause the bile to rise in every American's throat.

7 comments:

tugboatcapn said...

Do you think Obama will even get the nomination, or does Hillary have enough support to still muck things up for him?

I can't wait to find out who McCain will choose as his running mate...

I'm curious to know if there will be anyone at all in this race who has any business whatsoever anywhere near the White House.

So far, we're 0 for 3.

Lone Ranger said...

If God had wanted us to vote, He'd have given us candidates.

Trader Rick said...

This is SOOOOO sweet! I may switch over to supporting the little black Irish lad now now!! Biden is my hero...But, uh, wait, if he is the Foreign Policy guru for Lord O'bama, wasn't he upside down on supporting the Iraq War?????

Lone Ranger said...

The anti-war candidate seems to have flip-flopped even on that.

Mark said...

So who would have guessed it? The most inexperienced and unqualified man in the Senate chooses the stupidest man in the Senate as a running mate.

It's a ticket destined for Democrat greatness.

Wait. Maybe I'm thinking of Schumer. At this point they all seem the same to me.

Lone Ranger said...

Biden sees this as his road to the White House. All he has to do is wait eight years and he'll be able to run himself. A vice president would surely get more votes than the pathetic support when he's run on his own. BUT, there's a fatal flaw in his plan. Obama has a snowball's chance of winning. Now, if McCain would pick Condi as his running mate, it would seal the deal.

Tonto said...

Man everything I read on her says Condi would take the spot. That would be the SWEET. Talk about stealing their thunder.

JOE BIDEN...Talk about build up and then let down...I always watched the senate hearings just to see him. He asks dumb questions and sounds dumb asking them. The first one I was old enough to know what was going in was the Clarence Thomas hearings and it was hysterical to watch.

I was 14 and laughing my head off hearing him ask Anita...did you like it when Mr. Thomas asked you to unzip his pants?...Was that a Coke or Diet Coke can?

I always saw him as a caricature. His head even looks like one. Well at least the political cartoons will be funny with his face.