Important Stuff -- Or Not: Hurricane Sarah

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Hurricane Sarah

With the selection of Sarah Palin as McCain's running mate, liberals have gone absolutely insane. I have never seen so many scurrilous attacks on one person on the lefty sites, including this dirty piece of defamation. This is probably the most interesting election of my life, which is why I'm paying attention for once. Democrats are grinning because Hurricane Gustave will disrupt the Republican convention, but they won't be so smug when the see how Hurricane Sarah devastates Obama's chances of being elected. Most liberal humor is just mean-spirited, but this one is kind of funny.

3 comments:

Mark said...: Whoaaah, buddy!! Please warn us when you link to sites like the Daily Kooks! My computer reacts very badly to idiocy. I went to your link and my computer froze up, and there I was, stuck on the Daily Kooks site, and no explanation to my wife would suffice. Now she thinks I'm a closet Liberal!; 8:07 AM
Tonto said...: BUT HER DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT!! They are going to kill her now and make fun of her to no end.

I wonder what this will do now. I think the worst part is that she is saying her 17 year old daughter will marry the guy.

I don't think that is wise. Everyone is going to say...if that wasn't your mother you could get an abortion and go on with life not ruin it with a mad marriage before you are 20!!!

Don't you think this is going to kill their choice!!

Honestly with all this VETTING don't they find out everything first??

This makes me very nervous.

UGHH! now we have to hear about her and Jamie Lyn Spears some more and how she is probably too low class now to get elected.

I really like Palin. I now dread seeing the next 60 days unfold on her. What this is going to do her family if she survives it and now if she loses she did it all for nothing.; 11:25 AM
J.M. Rob said...: I think this is yet another opportunity to show how Sarah and her family are far different than that of Obama. Once again they are showing how they walk the walk and not just talk the talk. Young people make mistakes. . jump the gun. . but here is a family that embraces responsibility. Who says that the daughter doesn't want to marry? Let's all remember Barry's point of view:

"Look, I got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old, I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby."

PUNISHMENT? As I type this, I am watching my 10 month old daughter play and giggle and coo with delight. Who could consider this punishment?; 1:48 PM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.