Important Stuff -- Or Not: Rambling

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Rambling

I woke up this morning and Gwen had her "arms" around my neck and her head nestled under my chin. I don't know what they did to her at that pet spa, but it's starting to be annoying. My whole body was stiff from unconsciously not moving all night. Here I've been more or less a bachelor for 15 years and I still sleep on the edge of the bed. Apple sold one million iPhones this weekend. And apparently, that's all they made, because I can't find one anywhere. So, I had to order one. It will arrive in 10-20 days. My trip cost me over $4,000. That's four times what I usually spend, but I drove three times further than I usually do, and saw twice as many people. Next time, I'll pack more dog bones, because I was one short. The Obama campaign and the Democrat party are in a tizzy -- AGAIN -- over the cartoon on the front cover of The New Yorker, an elitist liberal rag. It seems Obama can't laugh anything off. He takes everything as a personal attack. As for the cartoon itself, it was supposed to be a depiction of what conservatives think about Obama -- you know, the way NBC tried to prove that NASCAR was anti-Muslim? Of course, conservatives think no such thing. That's yet another liberal delusion. I haven't seen this big a stink over a stupid cartoon since those Danish cartoons upset the radical Mus.......never mind.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...: Well, you did invite the girls to live with you! ;)

Explain "Next time, I'll pack more dog bones, because I was one short." Dog bones??; 8:40 PM
Lone Ranger said...: I got some bones from Harris Teeter. They were HUGE beef bones, smoked and packaged in plastic, just for dogs. Even the farmers who saw them said they had never seen bones that big. They called them dinosaur bones. My sister has a rottweiler and a friend I visited has two standard poodles. I had four bones and was able to give the spare to another dog I met on my trip. That left me empty-handed when the new owner of the haunted hotel had a little terrier that was always running around the lobby, greeting guests.; 9:19 AM
Anonymous said...: My son and I were somewhere recently which had bones like that. I'll have to ask my Animal-Science-degreed dad which breeds would be that big.

It might be just as well you didn't have any left. The terrier might have tipped over trying to cart off such a huge bone. ;); 1:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Our girls have to sleep right up against us (often under the covers) when we first get back from vacations too. It usually fades within a week. :-); 2:00 PM
Mark said...: I'm still not convinced Obama ISN'T a Muslim attempting to infiltrate the highest office in the land for the purpose of destroying America from the inside. I realize it's unthinkable, but since when have the Liberals let attempting the unthinkable stop them?; 7:56 AM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.