Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn’t drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
3 comments:
LOLOLOL!!
What do you think drinking O'Doul's would do to a man?
Since O'Doul's contains hops (I just looked it up), it would be pretty much the same list, except they would pee standing up -- and not on the front lawn.
Eight pints in one hour?
My guess is that they probably peed where ever and however they happened to be oriented at the moment.
The article doesn't say... Did they use a funnell?
And I would contend that they probably weren't thinking rationally when they agreed to do this to themselves...
Sheesh!!
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