Important Stuff -- Or Not: Olympic Torch Relay Fizzles

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Olympic Torch Relay Fizzles

I've been waiting all week for the torch relay in San Francisco and was disappointed, like thousands of others, when the gutless city administration ordered the torch and its escort of Chinese thugs to duck into a nearby warehouse and emerge on the other side in a bus. For once, the liberal denizens of San Francisco had a chance to use their evil powers for good and blew it. Typical liberal gutlessness. They avoided protesters, alright. But they also disappointed thousands of people who came to SF just to watch the relay. One family drove 10 hours so their kids could see history in the making. And that's not even mentioning the people who were supposed to carry the torch and who missed the opportunity of a lifetime. Of course, Mayor Gavin Newsom is totally unapologetic. But then, what liberal ever apologizes for his stupidity and cowardice? Once again, lefties embarrass the entire country. And, in other news, I woke up this afternoon after a short nap in my recliner with a craving for a Whopper. So, I turned on the TV and watched a Hillary Clinton speech. (snort) I made that up myself. Took Ginger to the vet this morning and survived the experience with only a long scratch on the back of my right hand that goes from wrist to fingers. Putting her in a pet carrier is like trying to push a liberal through the door of a military recruiter's office. Now, I'm on Poop Patrol. I have to catch her in the litter box and take a sample. That's always an exercise in frustration. Maybe I'll just give them a sample of mine. "Surely, your cat hasn't been eating corned beef and cabbage?" "Don't call me Shirley." Hokay, I'm going to have a nice, foamy cup of Senseo, watch Dog Whisperer and go to bed. More tomorrow -- maybe.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: Ha! I liked the Whopper! :)

You'd think SF would be used to dealing with protesters. I think it really blows when SF has such a large Chinese population that might like to add their two cents in protest--heaven knows they'd not be allowed to in China!; 1:38 AM
Trader Rick said...: Not all cat owners are attacked by their furry little housepets...; 5:21 AM
Lone Ranger said...: I wasn't attacked. It was an accident while she was flailing around and bracing herself on the edges of the carrier. I didn't even notice it till I got into my car. Now, had it been Gwen, I'd look like I'd been bitten by a snake.; 5:40 AM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.