Important Stuff -- Or Not: Dog Whisperer

Friday, March 21, 2008

Dog Whisperer

If you have a dog, and if you get the National Geographic Channel, you MUST watch the Dog Whisperer. Despite the goofy title, Cesar Millan is a miracle worker. He takes dogs that have had serious problems for YEARS and corrects them in only minutes. I watch shows on Animal Planet where dogs are put down because they are protective of their food. Yet, this guy can correct that behavior in less than five minutes. You can catch reruns every day and new episodes on Friday nights. Makes me wish I had a dog. But I have cats. This morning I was in the bathroom, pulling up my briefs and one end of the toilet paper roll got caught in the elastic. While trying to get it out, I dropped the roll and Ginger pounced on it. She rolled it out into the dining room, with me chasing her, one end of the roll still caught in my briefs. It seems that when you tug on a roll of toilet paper, it doesn't come to you, it just unrolls further. So, I had to crawl under the dining room table to wrestle it away from Ginger. Glad I live alone. I have cats. I don't know how much blogging I'll be able to do this weekend, because Tibet is still a mess. It promises to only get worse. But at least it gives people a glimpse of the REAL China.

7 comments:

Tonto said...: I am with you on that show. Cesar Milan is AMAZING!

I look at my dogs differently after seeing that show.; 6:58 PM
Anonymous said...: Awwww, there goes the mystery of "boxers or briefs!" ;)

I need a cat whisperer!; 9:18 PM
Anonymous said...: I could have gone all day without the visual...that's just too funny.

Regarding China; I hope the story stays in the news. People don't seem to understand what China is all about.; 9:50 PM
Lone Ranger said...: I was watching tonight. There was a German shepherd mix that had been whining and crying ever since this couple brought their baby home from the hospital. Cesar touched the dog ONCE and that was the end of it.; 10:34 PM
Trader Rick said...: Thanks for taking us into the bathroom with you. Keep us in the loop.

Dogs rule, cats drool.; 5:16 AM
Tonto said...: Spekaing of things that have been overlooked...like China. How has the speech that Rev Wright made and Obama has not actually shunned completely...already out of the news so fast. This is not the same as words by little old Grandma.

If any other nominee was caught at a church event where people of any race spoke the words of Rev. Wright's speech against America their career would be over.

I went to school with a lot of people who belonged to that church and believed the way he does, and they were scary and militant...and If that is not the worst form of terrorism we should avoid...then I don't know what is.; 11:28 AM
Lone Ranger said...: Sean Hannity broke that story and Fox News is hitting it hard. I'm not surprised that the liberal media outlets are trying to forget it as fast as they can.; 10:48 PM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.