Thursday, February 14, 2008

Future Limosine Liberals

It seems the students at Stanford have already mastered the liberal credo of do as I say, not as I do. By the time they graduate, each one will have a carbon footprint bigger than Al Gore's and John Edwards' combined.

How do you get 6,000 college students whipped up into a lather?

Here's one way: Secretly install low-flow, eco-shower heads in their dorms over winter break.

The slow drip has triggered a deluge of complaints in bathrooms all over Stanford University. But a compromise may be ending the water wars. Officials now promise to retrofit hundreds of showers with politically incorrect, higher-pressure nozzles.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFL!

Happy Valentine's Day, LR and Tonto!

Tonto said...

Those low flow shower heads really are the worst things ever.

Even OPRAH said she would go GREEN but not use a low flow shower head.

Trader Rick said...

So...Who did you vote for?

Lone Ranger said...

Let's just say I didn't vote for McCain. He isn't the nominee -- yet.

Lone Ranger said...

I always carry a locking wrench in my suitcase when I'm traveling. If a motel has a low flow restricter, I remove it. I'm not paying that much money to stand under a dribble.