Important Stuff -- Or Not: Global Warming Saves Hillary

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Global Warming Saves Hillary

That's my excuse. The big story today is not going to be that Hillary won, but that every poll and pundit got it wrong. I have dibs on the excuse that the spring-like temperatures got older people out who weren't going to vote for a young punk like Obama. And the notoriously undependable youth whom Obama was depending on probably decided to frolic rather than vote. So, I'm blaming it on Gaia. I wouldn't blame it on God, because He's not cruel. Hillary -- wearing some kind of jacket made from the upholstery of the furniture they stole from the White house -- looked like she expected it all along. So I'm through feeling sorry for her. At least I got the Republican side right. It was 61 degrees at 3 am this morning. Hopefully, the weather will hold so I can drive top down to Andrews AFB this morning for a medical appointment. Coincidentally, I also got a craving for a garden salad at 3 am, so off I went to the new Harris Teeters just down the road. This isn't the new Harris Teeters that I talked about before, but a newer one even closer. Ranch dressing. I am going to try today to make German potato salad today for the first time. Whenever I try a new dish, I get at least three recipes from the Internet, combine their similarities and reject their differences. What comes out is usually perfect. Well, I'm going to take down the Christmas lights on my balcony before the weather turns bad again.

5 comments:

Mark said...: I disagree. She won the sympathy vote. She played gullible Liberal voters like a Stradivarius when she made that (almost) tearful speech.

Rush was right(again): Liberals feel, Conservatives think.; 7:47 AM
Lone Ranger said...: I'm not sure she's that good an actress. It might have been exhaustion. But you are right, liberals respond to that kind of drama.; 7:53 AM
Anonymous said...: LR, when it comes to tearing up, every woman is that good of an actress. ;); 10:24 AM
tugboatcapn said...: I wonder...

If Hillary wins the presidency, will she and Bill bring back the stolen furniture to the White House, or will they steal the furniture that the taxpayers replaced the stolen furniture with when they leave again?

And which letter will their staff break off the computer keyboards when they leave next time? (The "W"s are already gone...); 12:58 AM
Trader Rick said...: You guys are awful tough on this commie beeyotch...She is a Human Being, after all. Well, maybe not.; 7:35 AM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.