Sunday, December 23, 2007

Merry Giftmas to Me

I just received what will probably be my last Christmas present. Another benefit of being single, I don't have to wait to open my gifts. It isn't the Robby the Robot I fantasize about, but it still put a huge grin on my face when I opened it. People say I'm hard to shop for because when I want something I just buy it. But if you really know me, you can shop on the cheap. This was made in Shanghai, so it's probably throwing off lead or radiation or something. It's what the Japanese used to make in the 50s. But it's MY robot! It will go on display next to my Ann Coulter doll and Hillary Clinton nutcracker. Good thing I didn't get a submarine, because I take showers.

2 comments:

Mark said...

You mean last Christmas gift this year or last Christmas gift forever? Are you despondent? If you off yourself, can I have your stereo?

Lone Ranger said...

Despite living a year beyond my cardiologist's prediction, I'm still keeping my options open -- from minute to minute. I could drop dead any