Important Stuff -- Or Not: Pink Coffee

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Pink Coffee

So, I picked up some sugar-free rasberry Torani syrup for my coffee last night, mainly because they didn't have any vanilla, which is my favorite. I knew as soon as I saw the pink coffee this morning that I'd made a mistake. I took two sips and dumped it. I'm having a second cup with a drop of liquid Splenda. My birthday dinner didn't turn out exactly as planned. I don't eat out much because nothing I order at a restaurant is as good as what I can prepare at home. I made lasagna yesterday and planned to just eat at home, but minutes before dinner time, I figured if I don't go out, it will be a day just like any other. So, I went to one of my favorite steak houses and ordered a prime rib. No prime rib. So, I settled for a rib eye. Then, I wanted some apple pie for desert. No apple pie. So, I stopped by Harris Teeters on my way home and picked up a slice of double fudge chocolate cake. I ate it while watching Zorro. I'll be fine as soon as the Zantac kicks in. I just got a call from work. Seems my concealed carry permit is ready to pick up. They must have gotten the phone number wrong because the one they called was disconnected. Now, everyone at work will know I carry a gun and will be waiting for me to mow them all down. The concept of individual responsibility is totally foreign to liberals. Secondly, I have to drive to the court house, which is in the most congested part of town. Here I've been checking my mail every day to see if it arrived and instead I have to pick it up. They sure don't make it easy. But then, I'll be able to carry my gun under my shirt instead of over it -- unless I'm eating at a place that serves alcohol. The Democrats in the state legislature are clinging to a law that says whenever in a place that serves alcohol, a gun owner must carry openly. There is no restriction on drinking. Republicans want a law that says a gun owner can carry concealed if he doesn't drink. Makes sense to me. Why do Democrats want guns carried openly in restaurants and bars? Because they WANT people to feel uncomfortable. Why do they say a gun owner can drink as much as he wants? Because they are HOPING some yahoo will get drunk and shoot up the place. Then they will have justification for more gun bans. The problem is, gun owners are responsible people. They don't do things like that. Once again, liberals are totally clueless about individual responsibility. Time to hit the shower. Then, I have to pat myself down to make sure I'm keyless, buckeless, coinless, and phoneless so I can get into the court building. Adios

2 comments:

DAKOTARANGER said...: Welcome to the club. To bad we have to raise our hands to fulfill our God given right to self-preservation.; 10:48 PM
Lone Ranger said...: Wore concealed for the first time to the grocery store this morning. People weren't nearly as polite.; 7:54 AM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.