Important Stuff -- Or Not: The Perfect Crime

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Perfect Crime

Who says there's no such thing as the perfect crime -- or at least the perfect scam? Al Gore has found one. Gore once predicted the world would die in 10 years if people didn't act to stop global warming. As of this second, that deadline is 8 years, 9 months, 17 days, 12 hours and 11 minutes away. The clock is ticking. This is the perfect scam because, although he can't prove he's right, nobody can prove he's wrong. He travels the world raking in huge speaking fees with pronouncements that are so dire, they have children shaking in their beds. And what qualifies Gore to lead the global warming movement? He graduated from St. Alban's Episcopal School for Boys in Washington -- a private prep school. In other words, he graduated from high school. He holds a Harvard University, B.A. In other words, he graduated from college. He went to Vanderbilt School of Religion. Oddly, none of his bios mention that he washed out because he preferred pot-smoking to studying. And he graduated from Vanderbilt Law School. In other words, he's a lawyer. Well, a lot of people have founded powerful cults with fewer qualifications than that. Then there's me. I graduated from Kulm High School in Kulm, North Dakota. I'm a high school graduate. I have a B.S. from Roosevelt University. I graduated from college. Although, in my opinion, a B.S. trumps a B.A. I'm a journalist. Journalists are at least as hated as politicians, although I don't know anyone who hates me, I know a lot of people who hate Al Gore. Moving on. I worked for a year as a TV weatherman. That makes me MORE qualified to predict the end of the world than Al Gore. At least I've done SOMETHING in weather. December 26, 2012 P.S. I just stumbled across this site.

4 comments:

Trader Rick said...: We all know Algore is either delusional or a con man.

But, in future, I don't know that I would compare your BS from Roosefelt to his BA from Harvard and JD from Vanderbilt. His educational resume trumps yours big time...

Having said that, at least your education has served you well as is evidenced by your fine blog.

Algore's Harvard Education was a horrible waste.; 6:20 AM
Lone Ranger said...: When I graduated from high school, I could have had my choice of any school in the country. I chose to go into the military. I figured I might as well be doing something useful. I considered colleges to be places where people just warehoused their kids until they were old enough to get a real job. Harvard is just a far more expensive warehouse than others. That's still my attitude, except now so-called Ivy League universities try to turn kids into Maoists -- or at the very least, Democrats. So, in many ways, they're worse.; 7:21 AM
Mark said...: Education isn't the same thing as intelligence as your obvious intellectual superiority over Al Gore can attest.; 8:29 AM
Trader Rick said...: When I graduated from High School, not having a 4.0 or a perfect score on the tests, I couldn't go to Harvard. But I was good enuff to get into the toughest school to get into in the State of Florida, the ONLY school I applied to: One of the Public Ivies-- UF--This is the year of the GATOR--national champs in Football and Basketball--never been done before. GO GATORS!!!!!; 10:21 AM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.