Important Stuff -- Or Not: Too Tired to Think of Title

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Too Tired to Think of Title

I'm still not quite up to snuff. Getting out of my car is like dumping a sack of potatoes on the ground. I walk with a limp because my calves are as tight as violin strings. I could play Flight of the Bumblebee by just rubbing my legs together. Took the cats in to the vet for a dental checkup this morning. Both the vet and I escaped with no injuries. There's just no good way to cage both those cats at the same time. No matter which one I pick, the other one sees what's going on and hides. I went in to Target tonight for a Valentine card and came out with over $300 worth of stuff. One of the items was a 2-inch mattress pad made out of that space-age memory foam. The trouble is, it keeps remembering what shape it was inside the box and tries to curl up on me. I'm afraid I'll wake up in the morning sleeping inside a cube. And have you noticed how vulgar Valentine cards have gotten? If you haven't, go take a look. Just another way "progressives" are affecting our culture. As far as news and commentary goes, I'm totally out of the loop. Maybe I can start catching up tomorrow. Time to test out that mattress pad. Hopefully, the cats will weigh down their side.

3 comments:

Tonto said...: Yeah Valentine cards and Halloween costumes. All the women costumes are made for women who are a size O and want to be a slut of some kind like "Slutty Cinderellas" or "Slutty French Maid" or "Slutty Nun" and they have so little material that you wonder if the manufacturers remember the holiday is in OCTOBER!! I am so glad I have a son!; 10:48 PM
Mark said...: I wouldn't worry about waking up inside a cube. Just rub yopur legs together making the sound of an emergency alarm and someone will come and rescue you.

So stay on the side of caution and don't wear your vulgar "cupid" pajamas to bed.; 8:45 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm with you, Tonto!

Glad I have a son, too. :); 12:53 PM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.