Important Stuff -- Or Not: A Fly in the Ointment

Monday, February 05, 2007

A Fly in the Ointment

Some little twit has been trying to post here leaving intelligent comments like "You're dumb," and "Who cares?" Mr. Twit (I'm guessing 12 years old) seems to be getting frustrated because I delete his comments without even reading them (I love Mailwasher). These comments are not being posted because they violate my simple comments policy. The policy is very short and to the point, but apparently it is impossible for liberals to follow. Just call it my scum skimmer. I guess that's why we have so few liberals posting here. 1. No profanity. Ast****ks count. If you can't express yourself without the use of profanity, find a word of the day site and improve your voc***lary. If your comment contains a link to your blog and your blog is vulgar, don't expect me to post it. 2. Comments must contribute something to the discussion. Don't try to post just to advertise your blog. One-line cheap shots will be deleted. This is a place for conversing, not ranting. And keep it pithy. No doctoral dissertations. And if you do contribute to the discussion, there is no need to post anonymously. 3. Opinions must be courteous and based in fact. 4. If it appears you were inebriated when you posted, I will spare your reputation by not posting your comment.

4 comments:

Cathy said...: The rude comments I get are usually via email. That's one of the reasons why I created a separate email address for the blog..

Pithy, huh? That is virtually impossible for one who prefers to ramble...

Your blog your rules. Simple.; 6:57 AM
Trader Rick said...: I can't believe you are equating Twitism with twelve years olds, and I'm a bit miffed, because I too was a twelve year old once, and like to think I was pretty good at it. I was a Boy Scout Patrol leader, and already had a good idea of what America's politics and History were all about. A number of my contemporary twelve year olds were pretty clever and not twits.

I only spent a year at it, tho, and moved on. I do have a son, tho, that was a twelve year old for a short time, and he wasn't a twit.

I think your twit must be either a six year old (they're stoopid and mean) or maybe a Liberal, of any age. :); 7:59 AM
Lone Ranger said...: You gotta wonder what's wrong with these people. With all the tens of millions of blogs out there, why do they even bother to leave snarky comments? Just move along, people. Nothing to see here.; 8:01 AM
Lone Ranger said...: That was then and this is now. When I was 12, I was driving trucks and tractors on my uncle's farm, plowing fields and hauling hay.

When someone leaves a message saying "Your ignorant," one fears for the future of the world.; 8:06 AM

Post a Comment

Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.