Just Stuff

I think there's a storm headed this way. I don't need wunderground. When the water level in my toilet bowl starts going down and when my black cat moves from the window to the exact center of the apartment, I know there's bad weather coming. So, before Halloween, I was wondering whether anyone sells a Lone Ranger costume. But looking at some guys who have put together their own, I realized that I already have all this stuff -- except for the hat. So, yesterday I went to the area's biggest mall. No cowboy hats, but I did find this . I am going to cause heads to explode when I wear this in the newsroom. Any suggestions as to messages? Hillary in 2040? Republicans Freed the Slaves? Fair and Balanced? The possibilities are endless. For once, I can hardly wait to get back to work.