Thursday, November 30, 2006

Exhibit A -- Money and Fame do not buy you class or smarts

Well I do not have Lindsay Lohan's looks, money, or fame but I do have one thing...English is not my second language fortunately. Look at the condolence letter she wrote to Robert Altman's family following his death. Sad thing is apparently she doesn't even know what she did wrong...maybe she was drunk. That's what I would say. Truthfully I do not know what she is trying to say. Here is a portion...

"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career," she began, less than certainly. "He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years... He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do." A little lower down, she fell into improv philosophy, apparently riffing on the notion that life is too short to waste: "Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) - everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. - altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come." And she signed off, "Be adequite. Lindsay Lohan."

4 comments:

tugboatcapn said...

Lendsay Low-han wuz doing the bestest she cuold.

Wee shuldnt' make fun of her just becuzz she cain't spel, and don't know no good grammer.

she ment well...

Lone Ranger said...

She was such a cutie in "The Parent Trap." A prime example of how Hollywood ruins people.

Mark said...

Geeeez...I have to thank God that my kid can spell and use proper grammar in spite of the public school system.

Another thought: She got straight A's? My kid struggles to just pass! But at least he can spell!

Lone Ranger said...

I doubt she's that illiterate. After all, she's been reading and memorizing scripts since she was a kid. This looks like it was written by someone who was mentally impaired. Can rehab be far away?