"Do it for the children...." "If it saves just one child...." "If it helps children...." As we have seen in the Foley scandal over the past week, liberals love the little children -- all the children of the world. So I suggest they establish a Contract with American Children. Sure, such a contract would be unconstitutional, but since when has Congress worried about that? Just as Democrat-controlled congresses used highway funds to extort states to lower speed limits to 55 and to raise the drinking age to 21 (the highest in the world), they could use the same strong-arm tactics to force states to pass the following initiatives. 1. Ban abortion. 2. Raise the age of consent to 18. 3. Raise the age of marriage to 20. 4. Mandatory death penalty for child molesters. 5. Mandatory life sentence for possession of child porn. 6. Support Boy Scouts of America (and any other youth organization) in efforts to prevent homosexuals from being leaders. 7. Strike down the minimum wage, so more teens can find employment. 8. Enforce statutory rape laws, with jail time for offenders. 9. End government hostility toward religion. 10. Allow school vouchers. If Democrats really loved the kids, they would pass that contract. You think they'd get behind even one of those reforms? Green and yellow, blue and white, they are precious in their sight, liberals love the little children of the world.
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Lone Ranger, you got them right between the eyes with that one! Is it the silver bullets or is your aim really that accurate?
I've been shooting since I was four years old. I'm actually pretty good.
And arm teachers. If they legally can't be armed they shouldn't be teaching anyway
Some people shouldn't have guns. That's why Rosie O'Donnell brings armed bodyguards to anti-gun rallies. If we got rid of all the teachers who are too stupid to be armed, we wouldn't have a public school system.
Ahhhh, I get it.
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