BAN IT! CENSOR IT! BURN IT!

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Former President Bill Clinton has dismissed as "indisputably wrong" a U.S. TV show that suggests he was too distracted by a sex scandal to confront the Islamic militant threat that culminated in the September 11 attacks, his spokesman said on Friday. NEW YORK (AP) -- ABC faced growing pressure Friday about its planned miniseries on the buildup to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. Former Clinton administration officials, historians and a Democratic petition with nearly 200,000 signatures urged the network to scrap the five-hour drama.

You may be surprised by this, but I agree with the Democrats' efforts to trample the First Amendment right to free speech in this case. Such a flawed movie cannot be seen. I have pinpointed 10 errors of fact in this mini-series that justifies the censorship the Clintonistas are demanding. 1. Monica never gave Bill a Rush Limbaugh tie. 2. Madeline Albright isn't nearly as good looking as actress Shirley Douglas. 3. The movie doesn't show the stains on the Oval Office carpet. 4. Condoleezza Rice takes her coffee with cream, not black. 5. The American flag behind Clinton in the Oval Office is two inches too far to the right. 6. Classified, closed-door meetings were not portrayed with word-for-word accuracy. 7. The series implies that Al Gore was allowed to speak during meetings. 8. The series implies that Bill Clinton was distracted from efforts to catch Osama bin Laden by the Monica Lewinski sex scandal. Actually, he was distracted from sex with Monica Lewinski by efforts to capture Osama bin Laden. 9. Sandy Burger did not stuff classified documents into his pants. He stuffed photocopies of classified documents into his pants. 10. The actor who portrayed Bill Clinton didn't bear the slightest resemblance to W.C. Fields.