Ploys R Us

Wanna sell some poignant pictures depicting the brutal, uncaring, monstrous Israelis killing children in Lebanon? Well, you don't need any dead children, although Hezbollah seems to be warehousing them for fauxto ops. You don't even actually have to BE in Lebanon. For instance, our parking lot is currently being torn up. I could take one of my many stuffed animals down there and take a picture. All you need is a camera, some rubble and a stuffed toy. Take your picture and wire services will pay good money, not because you have pictures of dead children, but because you have pictures of toys, which generate mental images of dead children. Hint: Rip off a limb or at least cover the toys with dust so it won't look like they just came from a toy store. Imagine the impact of a headless Mickey Mouse on gullible liberals.