Important Stuff -- Or Not: Blogging at 4 AM

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Blogging at 4 AM

I know how she does it. I opened my eyes to Guenevere's odd, trilling meow this morning just as she reared up on her hind legs like Silver and plunged both her front paws into my belly. No way I could go to sleep after that, so the cats got a rare, middle-of-the-night snack. Then, I needed a snack, and here I am. I just consulted my recipe site, and I think I'll make Hawaiian roast pork for my work lunches. Haven't had that in a couple of years. Oops, tired now. Back to bed

4 comments:

Tonto said...: Well I am picking up where you left off. It is 4:27 a.m. west coast time and of course I cannot sleep after i get up to feed Nicolas.

I have already made muffins and coffee that I order monthly from Dunkin Donuts. We don't have Dunkin Donuts here but I tried it once from a friend from New Hampshire and loved it so much. But your lunch your cooking sounds better. I wish you could give cooking lessons over the internet. You cook...you like cats...i still don't understand how you are still single.; 6:35 AM
Lone Ranger said...: Actually, the last time I was stationed in Korea, I gave Chinese cooking lessons -- to Korean wives -- of Americans. There was an Air Force captain who came every week. He wasn't interested in learning anything, he just said for five bucks, it was the best Chinese meal in the country.

I like all animals (cept snakes) but cats are the only ones allowed in my building. It's all I can do to keep the number down to two.; 12:51 PM
Tonto said...: Alright that's it...you've worn me down. Will you marry me? The thought of homemade chinese food and you're an animal lover!!

A couple that blogs together but never lives together or MEETS are the ones that last...think about it.; 2:49 PM
Lone Ranger said...: Besides the fact that you're young enough to be my daughter, I've already broken up two marriages online. With that kind of karma, I'll probably come back as a Democrat.

Cooking Asian is easier than it looks. I could send you some recipes and teach you through e-mail. I was taught by one of the best.

When I first got here, one of my co-workers said she couldn't even boil water. I gave her a recipe for a Filipino dish and it was so good she really got into cooking. She even hired a private teacher. Seven months later, she made a complete Thanksgiving dinner.; 8:39 AM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.