Wednesday, July 05, 2006

And This Helps Us.....How?

Scientists have long wondered how Saharan ants are able to travel between their nests and food sources in an environment with few landmarks. Researchers recently uncovered the answer when they altered the length of the insects' stride. After attaching stilts to ants' legs, the researchers found that the insects overshot their destination, suggesting that they have internal pedometers that help them correctly assess traveling distance.
Sounds like something Cheech and Chong would do. How do these "scientists" get the money to feed themselves while they're conducting their so-called research? I suspect the government has a hand in it, either by directly funding the "research" or by funding universities, whose liberal professors divide up grant money like vultures devouring a carcass. Another reason to repeal the 16th Amendment.

5 comments:

tugboatcapn said...

I'm highly offended!

How dare you compare the research of these scientists to a "Cheech and Chong" bit!

You must immediately apologize to Cheech and Chong!

The nerve!

Lone Ranger said...

I apologize to Cheech after his brilliant (and clear-headed) performance on "Nash Bridges," but I still have my suspicions about Chong. Have you SEEN him on "The 70's Show?"

tugboatcapn said...

Yeah, but he was great in "Far Out Man"...

Lone Ranger said...

OK, if there were no six-guns, masked heroes or phasers in that movie, I didn't see it.

tugboatcapn said...

And yet you watch "That 70's Show"...

Just when I thought I had you figured out, you become even more mysterious...