Important Stuff -- Or Not: He's BAAaack!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

He's BAAaack!

Wow! Those people at the Mayo Clinic are really good! In just one month, they apparently cured a years-long addiction to alcohol and prescription drugs. I wonder if they can fix my ingrown toenail.

Fresh out of rehab, Rhode Island Rep. Patrick Kennedy acknowledged that at least two people have told cops he was drinking at a Washington, D.C., bar the night he wrecked his car, including a waitress who works for a Republican rival.
Kennedy yesterday said that an aide to U.S. Rep. Roy Blunt (R-Mo.) who moonlights as a waitress at the Hawk ’N Dove bar told police Kennedy was in the watering hole before he crashed his Mustang into a security barrier near the U.S. Capitol in May.

Of course, since she works for a Republican, this waitress MUST be lying! I wonder if the waitress his dad and Chris Dodd wrestled to the floor in La Brasserie also worked for a Republican. Everybody knows women who accuse Democrats of wrongdoing are lying sluts. Look at all those women who accused Bill Clinton of molesting and raping them. But wait! There's more! In a bizarre news conference the other day, Patrick Kennedy said he wanted to be treated like, "an African-American from Anacostia" ( a predominently black section of Washington). What??? I don't even know what that means. Meanwhile, an African-American Congresswoman has no problemo receiving special treatment. Word is, federal investigators are talking with Cynthia McKinney's lawyers behind the scenes to avoid a trial. I wonder what JFK would think to see what his intellectually inferior brother has contributed to the ever-degrading Kennedy gene pool.

4 comments:

Trader Rick said...: I lived and worked in the District in a previous life. That Hawk and Dove is familiar. Could I have wandered in there in 1969? Was it in DC or Georgetown?

They just valuated a signed Clayton Moore Lone Ranger mask on Antiques Roadshow. I can't remember the estimate, but it was mega thousands...

Keep up the good work, Kimosabe.; 7:13 AM
Lone Ranger said...: Beats me. The only time other than work that I'm in DC is the five minutes it takes to enter and exit.; 7:33 AM
Lone Ranger said...: Here's
info on the Hawk N Dove. I've been in a bar only once in my life, and that was to drag someone out.; 8:48 AM
Daffy76 said...: If alcoholism is a disease the Kennedy's have a genetic predisposition for it.

I like what the late Mitch Hedberg said about alcoholism, "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can be yelled at for having. 'Dammit Otto, you're an alcholic!' 'Dammit Otto, you have Lupus!' One of those two just doesn't sound right."; 10:15 AM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.