Important Stuff -- Or Not: AAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

Sunday, June 11, 2006

AAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

So, I went down to the sub-basement tonight on my way to work and found that someone had slashed their way through the top of my convertible. Missing was my Garmin GPS receiver and my XM Radio. Oh, and they must have had a sense of humor, because they stole The Club off my steering wheel. I broke into a cold sweat at the audacity of it. Normally the door on the parking garage is closed, but a garbage truck ran over the card reader a few days ago, so it was open. Called the cops. Three hours to wait on them. Another hour to do their cop stuff. They got perfect palm prints off the trunk. I know they weren't mine because I make it a point not to get even a fingerprint on it. There were also boot prints on my trunk from the dust of construction that's been going on in the garage. Stealing an XM radio is really stupid, because I'm just going to call in the morning and have it deactivated. I called tonight, but I burped during the voice menu and got transferred off to some other section -- I think it was the talk radio section -- and couldn't find my way back before the 2 am closing time. Missed a night of work. No big deal there. But my next week or so will be filled with hassles. I hate hassles. Repairing the top will be the worst. I have to educate myself on convertible tops, costs and who does the work in this area. The other things I can order online. To tell the truth, I've been wanting to update my electronics anyway. They did NOT steal my CD of John Philip Sousa marches. So, I'm guessing it was illegal aliens.

WHY isn't this on the Drudge Report??

2 comments:

Cathy said...: Ah...Kimosabe... I'm so sorry this happened. Rat bastard jerk to the guy that stole your stuff!!; 6:36 AM
Lone Ranger said...: I was thinking about replacing the electronics anyway. I have an appointment with GEICO Wednesday. And newer technology will cost about what I paid for the old units. Like I said, it's just the hassle. Hope it doesn't rain for the next three days. That tape patch doesn't look waterproof.; 9:51 AM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.