Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Truthiness

I'm not a fan of The Daily Show, which liberals consider to be a real newscast, so I didn't really take note when its spin-off, The Colbert Report, debuted. If Stephen Colbert does nothing else in his life, he should be honored and forever remembered for inventing the word, "truthiness."
Truthiness is the quality by which a person purports to know something emotionally or instinctively, without regard to evidence or to what the person might conclude from intellectual examination.
Brilliant! Finally there is a single word to describe all of liberalism! The scariest thing about liberals is they actually believe what they say. At least the rank and file of useful idiots believe it. Cynical liberal leaders say these things just as a means of herding their fanatical little sheep. When a liberal says Karl Rove is an evil genius, it's truthiness. When a liberal calls the President a liar, it's truthiness. When a liberal says the government can spend your money more wisely than you can, it's truthiness. Truthiness defines perfectly the Bizarro World in which liberals live. Expect me to use this word -- you should excuse the expression -- liberally. It's going into my spell checker.

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