Important Stuff -- Or Not: I'd Be A Great Network Executive

Friday, February 17, 2006

I'd Be A Great Network Executive

Remember Cop Rock? It was easily the worst show of 1990, and one of the worst programs ever produced. Just the mere picture you get in your head when thinking of a police musical television drama should have been enough to keep this show from ever being produced. I was standing in a TV control room when the first episode aired and as soon as one of the lead characters broke into song, everyone in the room broke out laughing. I just stood there with my mouth hanging open. The writing was good. The acting was good. The singing and the songs were good. But the idea of combining heinous crimes with music was just bizarre. The show aired 13 episodes only because CBS guaranteed a 13-week commitment. I also foresaw the early demise of The Book of Daniel. I seem to have a talent for smelling a disaster upwind and 10 miles away, and it just befuddles me as to why network executives don't have that same ability. Where's my seven-figure salary? Where am I going with this? It seems that Alec Baldwin has signed on to a TV sitcom about a guy who works on a show like Saturday Night Live (an unfunny comedy about an unfunny comedy?). I don't care how good this show might be, I predict that nobody will watch. Not only is Baldwin a bad actor, he is a particularly vicious left-wing lunatic who says and writes garbage like this.

Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately. Who ever thought Harry Whittington would be the answer to America's prayers. Finally, someone who might get that lying, thieving Cheney into a courtroom to answer some direct questions

I don't know about you, but when an actor is a drooling idiot, it ruins his entire performance for me. Just as a lot of people can no longer stand to see the Dixie Chicks, there are a lot of people -- myself included -- who can't stand to look at Alec Baldwin without being sickened. Watch out for his upcoming sitcom, you might miss it if you blink.

5 comments:

Trader Rick said...: Hey Ranger! Take your revulsion for Baldwin and multiply it by a thousand and you'll have just an inkling of the way most Vietnam vets think of Hanoi Jane Fonda...and multiply THAT by a million to get a taste of our revulsion for John F. Kerry, D-Hanoi!; 5:32 AM
Lone Ranger said...: I liked Barbarella.; 8:11 AM
Cathy said...: Kimosabe- I think Trader Rick is being a little vague, don't you? I mean--- tell us what you really think, man!

;-)

For the record... Alec Baldwin... unbelievable.... I tried to read that trash over at Huffington's Post and couldn't make it through the 1st paragraph..... I won't be watching anything of his on television either...; 9:30 AM
Lone Ranger said...: The guy is completely delusional. Not a comment in the column is true. It's all a bunch of liberal talking points.; 12:17 PM
tugboatcapn said...: Casting Baldwin as Jimmy Doolittle in the big budget turkey "Pearl Harbor" was an insult to Jimmy Doolittle's legacy.

Doolittle was an American Hero.

Alec Baldwin is a Hollywood Pansy Bed-Wetting Liberal Commie Idiot.; 10:40 PM

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Talking Points

I don't use talking points, I create them.

1. Hate makes people stoopid.

2. There is nothing so impenetrable as a closed mind.

3. A stupid person is not someone who can't learn, but someone who refuses to learn.

4. It is a small mind that has no room for God.

5. You can take Stalin out of the gene pool, but you can't take Stalinism out of liberals.

6. The best way to sabotage a bad plan is to follow it to the letter.

7. The race card is the first refuge of people who have nothing to say.

8. Ignorance is the cornerstone of arrogance.

9. Which is more racist, to hate someone who is not white or to assume someone is racist because he is white?

10. Children are not stupid. If a child is taught, the child will learn. If a child is not learning, the child is not being taught.

11. To express righteous indignation, one must first be righteous. And that's a label that doesn't stick to liberals.

12. Profanity is ignorance made audible.

13. An open mind is a liberal's worst enemy.

14. Paternalism is the purest form of racism.

15. People who bend the truth, usually bend it in their favor.

16. If you always stand in opposition to liberalism, you will never be wrong.

18. Life is simple. People who make it complicated usually have an agenda.

19. Getting your news from the corrupt, liberal media is like sticking your head in the sand, except you don't get grit in your teeth.

20. Liberals' emotional development stops at the age of 16.

21. To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell the truth.

22. Idealism seldom matches up with reality.

23. Those who don't hate communism have never lived it.

24. This was a much more civil country when men walked about heavily armed.

25. This economy will never heal as long as Obama keeps picking at the scab.

26. Liberals don't think outside the box; they ARE the box.

27. You cannot change the hearts and minds of liberals, because they possess neither.

28. There is no such thing as a kind liberal.

29. Reading Democratic Party platforms is like reading the history of human rights abuses and crimes against humanity in this country.

25 Immutable Truths About Liberals

Over the years I've been writing this blog, I've been throwing out little self-evident truths that seem to have no exceptions that prove the rule. I've made a list of some of them and will add to it as I remember them or make up more. Most of this list I've come up with myself. A few I've borrowed from others.

1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.

2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.

3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse conservatives of doing.

4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.

5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.

6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.

7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.

8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.

9. The Liberal Golden Rule is, "Do unto others but scream bloody murder if they do unto you."

10. Liberals don't have leaders, they have demi-gods.

11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would be conservatives.

12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.

13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)

14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that conservatives have in abundance -- common sense.

15. Liberals never stop hating.

16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived. The difficulty is telling them apart.

17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.

18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.

19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.

20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.

21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.

22. Liberals not only refuse to learn from their mistakes, they refuse to admit them.

23. Liberals have only two political positions -- blind devotion and blind hatred.

24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.

25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.