Stern lectures for the logically-challenged. Others have opinions, I have convictions.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
10 Things Divorce Didn't Fix
After being alone for 12 years now, I find there are some things in my life that divorce just didn't fix.
1. I still sleep on the very edge of the bed.
2. I still feel guilty drinking directly from the milk carton.
3. I still put the toilet seat down.
4. I still roll my socks instead of just throwing them into the sock drawer.
5. I stop to ask for directions.
6. When I'm channel surfing, I hesitate for a second on Oprah.
7. When I'm at a party, I offer to help in the kitchen.
8. I wash, I dry.
9. Mine is not to reason why, mine is but to do or die.
10. Girlie magazine? What girlie magazine?
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6 comments:
This was back in the days when Oprah was more like Jerry Springer, not giving cars to people who couldn't afford to pay the taxes.
LOL! I've only been divorced 3 years and I don't have any of those habits!
I do miss warm hugs tho.
You obviously weren't trained as well as I was.
I'm still married, (to the happiest woman in the world ;) ) and I don't have any of those habits...
You probably aren't married to an Asian woman, capn. They know how to train their men. And it isn't with treats.
Nr 6 is scary! Get a grip (kidding)
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