Inquirer, NYT, What's the Difference?

Just as conservatives regard the New York Times with the same credibility as they do the National Inquirer, liberals are now regarding the National Inquirer with the same credibility as they do the New York Times. It seems the Inquirer "reported" that George Bush has fallen off the wagon. So, liberal blogs are teeming with rumors of a President so drunk, he is unable to attend meetings and shows up late for appearances. But, we can still rest assured that a drunken George Bush would still be a better President than a sober Bill Clinton, Al Gore and John Kerry wrapped together. What the heck. Let's be generous and throw Jimmy Carter into the mix too.