Monday, August 01, 2005

Take THAT, Senate!

Just one hour after the Senate went on break, President Bush appointed John Bolton as ambassador to the United Nations. Bolton was in New York within five hours. That was the president's way of flipping the bird to Democrat Senators who had held up Bolton's nomination for five months. But Mr. Bush didn't go far enough. He should have issued John Bolton a license to kill. Seriously, any time John Bolton spots an international criminal strolling the halls of the UN, he should be able to pull out a Walther PPK and gun that person down. (It was U.N.C.L.E.'s choice of weapon.) Why? The United Nations is the biggest grouping of criminals the world has ever seen. South America is corrupt across the board. South American nations belong to the UN. Africa is universally corrupt. African nations belong to the UN. The vast majority of Asia is corrupt. Asian countries belong to the UN. Corruption is endemic in Communist countries. Communist countries belong to the UN. There are 21 Muslim nations -- all corrupt to the core. They belong to the UN. Russia? France? Germany? Corrupt, corrupt, corrupt. All belong to the UN. And let's not even get into the monstrous human rights abuses practiced by the majority of UN members. And the UN itself is corrupt from top to bottom. From the oil for food scandal, to the abuses of diplomatic immunity, to the outrageous salaries paid to its bloated staff and bureaucrats, it's a quagmire of fraud, waste and abuse. I have the utmost confidence that a year from now, REAL Americans will be hailing John Bolton for his efforts to reform the UN. But we still need some bloodshed.

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