Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Republicans Cause Hurricane!

A third generation member of the Kennedy crime family has blamed Republicans for conjuring up Hurricane Katrina. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says:

"As Hurricane Katrina dismantles Mississippi’s Gulf Coast, it’s worth recalling the central role that Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour played in derailing the Kyoto Protocol and kiboshing President Bush’s iron-clad campaign promise to regulate CO2."
He goes on to say:
"Now we are all learning what it’s like to reap the whirlwind of fossil fuel dependence which Barbour and his cronies have encouraged. Our destructive addiction has given us a catastrophic war in the Middle East and--now--Katrina is giving our nation a glimpse of the climate chaos we are bequeathing our children."
Kennedy has solved the mystery of who's causing hurricanes, but we're not safe yet! We need to take action now! Bobby Jr., James Bond, the Man from U.N.C.L.E., Maxwell Smart and Professor Gadget must be dispatched to find the secret underground location of the Republican earthquake machine! Next mission: Nab the Republican responsible for triggering volcanoes! It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

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