Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Just When You Thought the Mealy Mouths Couldn't Get Any Mealier...

It seems that after his latest health check, President Bush was deemed the healthiest President in this country's history. But the DNC can find fault even with Mr. Bush being healthy.

The White House this weekend announced that President Bush received good news during his annual physical. Doctors pronounced the President to be in "superior" physical condition, which media reports attributed to his rigorous, six day a week exercise routine. While President Bush has made physical fitness a personal priority, his cuts to education funding have forced schools to roll back physical education classes and his Administration's efforts to undermine Title IX sports programs have threatened thousands of women's college sports programs.
I direct you to a previous post, "George Bush Finds Cure for Cancer, Democrats Say, Too Little, Too Late." You thought I was kidding with that headline? Nothing George Bush ever does will win a smattering of praise from the disloyal opposition. I can just see a grinning Howard Dean poring over a news release that President Bush is in "superior" health and shouting, "YES! WE CAN USE THIS!!"

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