Friday, July 29, 2005

Dick Cheney for President!!

According to Drudge, Helen Thomas has threatened to kill herself if Vice President Dick Cheney runs for President. All I have to say is good luck on your campaign, Mr. Vice President. Where can I make a donation? I'd give you my heart for a transplant, but mine isn't in that great a shape either.
"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL newspaper. "All we need is one more liar." Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."
So much for an unbiased press. Helen Thomas has sat in the front row of the White House briefing room like a vulture, seeking to peck out the eyes of every President since.....it's gotta be since Teddy Roosevelt. I hear she was hot stuff during the Kennedy administration, when she worked for UPI (and I was in the sixth grade). But increasingly, she's been acting like the crazy aunt who's kept locked in the attic. I don't think she'll do it. Liberals love to make hysterical threats when things aren't going their way. Remember all those lefties who were going to flee to Canada if George Bush were reelected? They're still here. Still here. Yup. Stiiiiill here.

No comments: