I got a hankering today for some escargot, so off I went to Fresh Fields -- the hippie store. Liberals really like to eat really well, and whenever I'm looking for something exotic, that's where I end up. Since it was 102 degrees outside, I didn't bother wearing my flight jacket, combat boots or other military regalia that earns me contemptuous looks from the aging hippies at Fresh Fields. Once again, not a single American flag or "We support our troops" magnet in the entire parking lot. I drove around and looked. But I did see a bunch of Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers that didn't look like they were over a year old. These people blend in on the highway, but when they congregate, their differences from real Americans becomes garish. So I got my escargot, caved in to the temptation for smoked eel sushi, but passed up the ostrich, quail and buffalo meat (I'm still wondering why they don't carry clubbed baby seal) and headed to the checkout. Behind me was an elderly woman -- probably only 10 years older than I, but I'm going to push that envelop as long as I can -- who started complaining about the heat. "Bush doesn't even believe in global warming! We've got to change our government before we're all dead!" Well, I was not going to engage in a political discussion with an unhinged woman in the short time it takes me to pay for my escargot and eel sushi, so I just nodded sagely while thinking "cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!" Let's see if I have this straight. If Bush DID believe in man-caused global warming, we could fix it? If we are experiencing record high summers, why are the Europeans experiencing record low winters? And yada, yada, yada. Swoosh, I'm in my car munching organic sushi, washing it down with cold organic oolong tea and rushing home to get my organic escargot into the freezer. Ah, I also got some organic green onions, organic cucumbers and organic sour cream to make a cool, refreshing organic cucumber salad. I'd go to the hippie store much more often to boost my feelings of superiority if it weren't obvious that they make so much more money than I do. There's gold in them thar liberals.
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